The canoe trip was also very nice, made even more fun by my “canoe partner” Orly -- a delightful young woman from Israel -- who quickly realized that she didn’t have to over-compensate for her lack of experience by paddling harder or faster, and relaxed into her front seat role as “being along for the ride” unless I informed her that some specific assistance would be helpful. For those of you who have canoed down a gentle river, you know how easy it can be to “over work” the situation. By the time our two hour ride was over, we had pretty much mastered the routine together and celebrated our success with a team photo. Where we ended our trip is of some significance because it is the terminus of “Route 3” which alleges to go all the way to Alaska some 17,000 kilometers away. (I say “alleges” because I know for a fact that it doesn’t exactly cross Columbia -- nothing does -- but there’s no sense letting a little detail like that strange country get in the way of a really good point, is there?) Anyway, the notion of “the end of the road” at “the end of the world” is pretty charming and nobody goes there without having their picture taken at the sign -- yours truly included!
Which brings me to the funniest thing of the week, a “dog story”: Like every place I’ve been in Central and South America over the past few months, Ushuaia has a large population of stray dogs. The other day when I was at the market picking up supplies, I decided to get some “dog treats” to have in my pocket to share with various dogs I came across. Being a good, caring, compassionate dog lover, I eschewed -- great word here, huh? -- the nutritionally worthless “cookies” in favor of healthy, protein rich “chews.” Well, the first dog I offered one to didn’t even bother to take it out of my hand -- no interest whatsoever -- and the next few dogs accepted my offerings but promptly spit them out and left them on the sidewalk. For the life of me, I couldn’t figure out why stray dogs didn’t want treats!
Then, last night on my way home from dinner, I walked down a side street where I saw a pack of dogs waiting outside the kitchen door of a restaurant and -- right before my eyes -- a cook came outside and tossed the dogs a HUGE pile of meat scraps! Of course! In this town -- and this country for that matter -- where meat is king and you can’t get a plate with less than a kilo of meat on it, there is always a ton of it left over that goes to the dogs! No wonder they didn’t want anything to do with my nutritious, processed protein “treats”... They dine on meat every day! And, no wonder the stray dogs around here all look so healthy, with shiny coats, clear eyes and good body weight! Macgellan is an idiot!
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